Sorrynotsorry

just a teenager with a crappy blog

spooktacularhalloween:

a place where it's always autumn the leaves are always changing but they never die, there’s a pumpkin patch on every corner, and Halloween is every weekend.

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yik-yaks:
“Follow Yik-Yaks for more.
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yik-yaks:

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

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a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

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hauntbaby:

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

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Today, I fucked up… by cleaning my son’s room

today-ifuckedup:

I was cleaning my 6y.o. son’s room, and doing my annual purge of crap he’s managed to hoard. I have this big pile of stuff to throw out in the living room, when he comes in, pulls some stupid paper butterfly out of the trash pile and tells me I can’t throw this away because it was a present.

He goes to a lot of birthday parties and gets a lot of goodie bags with this sort of thing, so I tell him it’s junk and it’s going in the trash. Besides, it’s all bent up and I tell him (like a douche-dad) that if he values things he should take care of them.

He leaves, and some 5 minutes later he returns, visibly distraught (he’s clearly been thinking hard about this). He says “It was a present…for you.”

“For father’s day.”

I swear at that moment I heard every angel in heaven slow clapping.

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tydrel:

mc-mt:

weloveshortvideos:

Dog tries to imitate little girl’s cartwheel

@northern-giant

oh my GOODNESS

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stitchfeather:

argusargan:

when ur friend says “we need to talk” but it’s actually about something pleasant

ACTUALLY SUPER IMPORTANT AND HELPFUL

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hexmaniacwingy:

liquidfire:

ameaningfuldeath:

FOR THE GLORY

how is this only six seconds

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

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coffee-iv:

perissologist:

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

you missed the best bit

image

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Me in two sentences.

Me:

I won't get jealous

Me:

Who's this fucking whore

brownangelemoji:

Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

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Places where reality is a bit altered:

mariaschuyler:

atavanhalen:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

coolpepcat:

genesisdoes:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

  • playgrounds at night
  • rest stops on highways
  • deep in the mountains
  • early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  • trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  • schools during breaks
  • those little beaches right next to ferry docks
  • bowling alleys
  • unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
  • your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
  • laundromats at midnight

what the fuck

  • galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 
  • the lighting section of home depot
  • stairwells

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

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ruinedchildhood:

2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.

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